We usually seek to post things of beauty and grace on this blog -- not so today, where we offer a hodge-podge of ideas for the truly desperate. Should such desperation apply to either you or your man, we hope that these wiki DIY ideas will inspire you to come up with something of your own. You may not win the costume contest, but you'll avoid having Halloween tricks played on you for being a costumeless party-pooper.
Umbrella Girl
Fighting crime & staying dry
Quit your wining, grab some balloons, greenery
& a bottle of vino as a host gift. Boom!
Easy-peasy scarecrow
Your local chain store already has their Christmas stuff on display.
Wear something green and decorate yourself!
Comic relief
(if it doesn't work you can always claim you were going for 'chicken pox')
Snakes on a Head
instant Medusa
Go to closet, take out TLBD
transform into Holly Golightly
The Brawny Man
what guy's guy could object to this?
Lady Bug Lady Bug
just add black dots
Don't throw out those old gloves.
Turn them into antlers
Nuff said
Drug Kingpin
Still Cool... Heyyyyyy
Tourists, and proud of it!
Apps!
